Your wife is calling, gooner, again and you just keep ignoring her because the porn you’ve been watching is just so much better than her; so much better than anything in your life pretty much and so say ‘fuck it’ and keep stroking it and keep paying the ridiculous rates and tributes and buying downloads and minutes for cam and phone sex – keep at it until PORN totally ruins you and honestly… you could care less!
This is your life now! Now that you have completely destroyed your penis with floor humping! You can’t cum with normal sex; with an actual woman anymore so…. this is your life now.
You want to be a good boy for me and so you are a good boy for me when you stroke your life away… but don’t leave any messes! I hate sticky gooey messes so you better eat your cummy mess all up! That’s a good boy!
Are you horny? Then masturbate your cock to porn and listen to me. 14 minutes of very sexy freestyle beat and 6 layers of my voice saying things encouraging words like: are you horny? triggered, mmm porn… mmm masturbate…
Why would anyone deny you porn knowing how happy it makes you? I won’t deny you porn, no in fact, I’ll encourage you to watch hours and hours of your favorite porn. Porn makes you happy and I want you to be a happy gooner! Give into what makes you happy, forget your troubles, turn porn on.
Download this 12 minute erotic enhanced erotic audio of my sexy voice reassuring you to be happy and if porn makes you happy… turn porn on and watch as much as you want. Included is subliminal effects and binaural beats for a relaxing and effective session. Enjoy!
Just keep stroking to all that porn AND now add my voice as I repeat over and over gooner phrases that help you pass those endless hours of masturbating your life away!
Key phrases: stroke it, as your life passes you by, as you beat your meat with every stroke a payment of homage to me, stupid with porn, I’ve got eyes everywhere, stroking hours, a total jerk off junkie and much more.
4 Layers of my voice, different effects and tones and volume, with a very deep layer that must be listened to with headphones on to get the fully gooner effect! Put this on repeat!
Oh My God. You are such a loser.
Chronically masturbating your life away and I know every time you do it! This time I’m going to watch you and let you know what a loser you are!