Listen to me Beta, you get what you deserve for trying to make it with a girlfriend – what were you thinking? Leave the girls alone but since you tried… you get what you deserve! You are a COCK SLEEVE now
This is your life now! Now that you have completely destroyed your penis with floor humping! You can’t cum with normal sex; with an actual woman anymore so…. this is your life now.
Here is your Mantra to go along with your life. A Mantra for a pussy-free porn addicted gooner such as yourself! This is the soundtrack for you life! Enjoy 8 layers and levels of enhanced audio filled with subliminal messages and sexy sound effects to take you to the next level of your gooning-nirvana journey. Listen ideally with headphones on AND while surrounding yourself with as much pornography as you can on all your device screens! Let my sexy voice take you there.
Soft Noodle Dick Porn Addict – You’d rather diddle that noodle dick than be with a real woman. You have a choice. One, you can go find yourself some pussy to fuck – your wife, girlfriend, a pick up at the bar… Or two, you can hide away for hours jerking your dic to your favorite porn…. which would you choose?
LOL… well considering your dick only gets hard for porn these days, the answer is obvious.. and besides, that pussy won’t miss you anyways.
You are a porn addict. Your noodle dic rarely gets hard anymore. Your noodle dic only gets hard for porn, and even then, most of the time it’s just soft and you’ re just yanking on it, stretching your dick, pulling on your noodle dic as hours of your life passes you by… stroke and pull, stroke and pull, pull your noodle dic watching porn.